Sunday, 17 June 2012

Funny Caption 6 - Terminator Stroller

"Sir, let me introduce you to our latest TZ-3 model with all the optional extras."

"M'am, this stroller also comes with 2 year warranty, and a lifetime firearms license."

"This pram is made by the same guy who made the chariot in Ben-Hur."

"Just in time for the coming summer sales."

"All the firearms are installed with silencers to maximize your baby comfort."

"The chrome steel make poop cleaning a breeze."

"Sir, don't touch the baby's head! These machine guns have hair triggers!"

"This stroller has been approved by the Department of Defense for low level combat skirmish."

"Hasta la vista, baby!"

Friday, 15 June 2012

Funny Caption 5 - Elephant Ride

Elephant Ride

"They say elephant never forgets. You won't forget this elephant ride."

"An elephant with a straight forward GI tract."

"Mum, I want to slide out of that elephant back."

"Head in, butt out."

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Funny Caption 3 - Elephant & Phone

Elephant takes tourist phone with trunk

"I love it when somebody offers me an Apple. Thanks."

"Allow me to make a quick trunk call."

"With touch screen phone, I too can make calls with my nose."

"M'am, let me escalate your call."

Sunday, 10 June 2012

Funny Caption 2 - Mouse & Trap

Mouse in hardhat and mousetrap

"Never give up in giving into temptation."

"Hard hat for hard cheese."

"A deadly diet."

"Food safety first."

"Food testing in a cheese factory."

"Is this going to be a cheesy ending?"