Sunday, 17 June 2012

Funny Caption 6 - Terminator Stroller

"M'am, let me introduce you to our latest model TX-3Z with all the optional extras."

"Sir, this stroller also comes with 2 year warranty, and a lifetime firearms license."

"This pram is made by the same guy who made the chariot in Ben-Hur."

"All the firearms are installed with silencers to maximise your baby comfort."

"Just in time for the coming summer sales."

"M'am, don't touch the baby's head! This stroller has a hair trigger!"

"The chrome steel make poop cleaning a breeze."

"This stroller has been approved by the Department of Defence for low level combat skirmish."

"Hasta la vista, baby!"

Friday, 15 June 2012

Funny Caption 5 - Elephant Ride

Elephant Ride

"They say elephant never forgets. You won't forget this elephant ride."

"An elephant with a straight forward GI tract."

"Mum, I want to slide out of that elephant back."

"Head in, butt out."

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Funny Caption 3 - Elephant & Phone

Elephant takes tourist phone with trunk

"I love it when somebody offers me an Apple. Thanks."

"Allow me to make a quick trunk call."

"With touch screen phone, I too can make calls with my nose."

"M'am, let me escalate your call."

Sunday, 10 June 2012

Funny Caption 2 - Mouse & Trap

Mouse in hardhat and mousetrap

"Never give up in giving into temptation."

"Hard hat for hard cheese."

"A deadly diet."

"Food safety first."

"Food testing in a cheese factory."

"Is this going to be a cheesy ending?"